What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:47

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What is your juiciest sex story?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Why are white women so overly emotional?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker